Want to buy my books? What an excellent idea. Probably the best idea you have had this year. But where to buy? The traditional place would be a bookshop. You could try your local butcher, but trust me, you’ll come out empty-handed. However - help is at hand! There is a new way to purchase books! You can now buy books on a new invention called the ‘inter-net’.
If you don’t have your own credit card and you need permission from a parent, go get them now. Start screaming very, very loudly until they agree to buy at least one book. That’s right - don’t stop. They will buckle soon.