charlie changes into a chicken

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Buy CHARLIE CHANGES INTO A CHICKEN from AMAZON, WATERSTONES, YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT BOOKSHOP or W.H. SMITH.

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If you don’t have your own credit card and you need permission from a parent, go get them now. Start screaming very, very loudly until they agree to buy at least one book. That’s right - don’t stop. They will buckle soon.

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